Crystal here, bitchez.Tumblr (3.0; @professor-0ak)http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_53259919546" src="http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/53259919546/audio_player_iframe/professor-0ak/tumblr_mnflqyief61ru0ycg?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fprofessor-0ak%2F53259919546%2Ftumblr_mnflqyief61ru0ycg" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wallsofdust.tumblr.com/post/51433928864/the-xx-sunset-i-always-thought-it-was-sad-the">wallsofdust</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><strong>The xx - Sunset</strong></small></p> <p><em><small>I always thought it was sad<br/>The way we act like strangers<br/>After all that we had<br/>We act like we had never met</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/53259919546http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/53259919546Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:16:28 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_53176581612" src="http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/53176581612/audio_player_iframe/professor-0ak/tumblr_mhhcpecneN1rnianm?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fprofessor-0ak%2F53176581612%2Ftumblr_mhhcpecneN1rnianm" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong>i love you - lil b</strong></p> </blockquote>http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/53176581612http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/53176581612Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:51:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6gj03pgv81r9spqpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/52691978656http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/52691978656Tue, 11 Jun 2013 02:29:08 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_52358602560" src="http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/52358602560/audio_player_iframe/professor-0ak/tumblr_mltc4kCq531rdzav0?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fprofessor-0ak%2F52358602560%2Ftumblr_mltc4kCq531rdzav0" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xplsns.tumblr.com/post/52356376119">xplsns</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>pick me up in your white lamborghini</p> </blockquote>http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/52358602560http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/52358602560Fri, 07 Jun 2013 00:49:56 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_52020567815" src="http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/52020567815/audio_player_iframe/professor-0ak/tumblr_mnhv7xCyb81sr7vs4?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fprofessor-0ak%2F52020567815%2Ftumblr_mnhv7xCyb81sr7vs4" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meanplastic.tumblr.com/post/52018258139/khl0ekardashian-im-crying-this-is-so-perfect">meanplastic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://khl0ekardashian.tumblr.com/post/52015924949/im-crying-this-is-so-perfect">khl0ekardashian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’M CRYING THIS IS SO PERFECT :’)</p> </blockquote> <p>i love this song so much</p> </blockquote>http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/52020567815http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/52020567815Sun, 02 Jun 2013 21:39:06 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_49829929742" src="http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/49829929742/audio_player_iframe/professor-0ak/tumblr_mmengeT5Ce1qh4y4v?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fprofessor-0ak%2F49829929742%2Ftumblr_mmengeT5Ce1qh4y4v" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsashleykatchadourian.tumblr.com/post/49827618529/brittnaymatthewsxoxo-the-vashta-nerada">itsashleykatchadourian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brittnaymatthewsxoxo.tumblr.com/post/49827442519/the-vashta-nerada-shakeitupbaby">brittnaymatthewsxoxo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-vashta-nerada.tumblr.com/post/49823081416">the-vashta-nerada</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shakeitupbaby.tumblr.com/post/49822770774/the-vashta-nerada-the-vashta-nerada-i-tried">shakeitupbaby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-vashta-nerada.tumblr.com/post/49821944047">the-vashta-nerada</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-vashta-nerada.tumblr.com/post/49821329040">the-vashta-nerada</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i tried to write a kid’s song and oh god where did i go wrong</p> </blockquote> <p>no really someday my kids will be like “mom sing us a lullaby” and i’ll sing this song  about<span> snails and setting churches on fire and killing homeless men and hookers and drugs and suicide</span></p> </blockquote> <p>this song made my kid cry.</p> </blockquote> <p>WHY WOULD YOU PLAY THIS FOR YOUR CHILD</p> </blockquote> <p>Is this site laced with LSD or something?!</p> </blockquote> <p>I’M GOING TO CRY BECAUSE IT WONT PLAY</p> </blockquote>http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/49829929742http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/49829929742Mon, 06 May 2013 23:25:01 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_48504279177" src="http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/48504279177/audio_player_iframe/professor-0ak/tumblr_mg577jIczX1ro3ine?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fprofessor-0ak%2F48504279177%2Ftumblr_mg577jIczX1ro3ine" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thelastasiantimelord.tumblr.com/post/48501611926/vethica-cyrillusisbadass-erectionsandtea">thelastasiantimelord</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vethica.tumblr.com/post/48427991786/cyrillusisbadass-erectionsandtea-ceshira">vethica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cyrillusisbadass.tumblr.com/post/42637101046/erectionsandtea-ceshira">cyrillusisbadass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://erectionsandtea.tumblr.com/post/39823726240/ceshira-samapitongzabala-so-my-mom-told">erectionsandtea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ceshira.tumblr.com/post/39771340519/samapitongzabala-so-my-mom-told-me-to-record-a">ceshira</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://samapitongzabala.tumblr.com/post/39764863501/so-my-mom-told-me-to-record-a-song-for-her-she">samapitongzabala</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <p>So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions</p> <p>(by order)</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/378d9db630515f84749faac347b332b9/tumblr_inline_mg56u3xtdj1r6r6qo.jpg"/></p> <p>Britney Spears</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a33317221bcc1be2c0662d49276663b5/tumblr_inline_mg58b846Y61r6r6qo.jpg"/></p> <p>Vanessa Hudgens</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6f50f946a10dbd9cf463ea2f6bc60a54/tumblr_inline_mg56y65Rec1r6r6qo.png"/></p> <p>Angelica Pickles</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7ba77e28feeb170abf34dda5a0ed8b66/tumblr_inline_mg56yflEq71r6r6qo.jpg"/></p> <p>Raven</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/90348f81dccc935c5d6dfe5204ea5d60/tumblr_inline_mg56yq4W441r6r6qo.png"/></p> <p>Isabella</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6c54da2eab996b7860089294a1f0c744/tumblr_inline_mg570hi5Gt1r6r6qo.jpg"/></p> <p>Bubbles</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/16b0dbc15e123caa42265939d0ac0c14/tumblr_inline_mg573n7g7r1r6r6qo.jpg"/></p> <p>Scuttle</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f4fcdeb4f5c1d2faa09c68855864e56b/tumblr_inline_mg570tpbYL1r6r6qo.jpg"/></p> <p>My dad’s GPS</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/20bad3d66e6f1bba4933bdd27fadcefc/tumblr_inline_mg571guyyS1r6r6qo.jpg"/></p> <p>Me</p> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8b75ce86b7bd97f7fa2ce7f71e361c5b/tumblr_inline_mg67l0Jzyx1qdmgfi.jpg"/></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>EVERYONE STOP AND LISTEN TO THE PERFECT POST</p> </blockquote> <p>holy fucking perfect!</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god</p> <p>I did not think this would be so funny but it is.</p> </blockquote> <p>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD THIS</p> </blockquote>http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/48504279177http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/48504279177Sun, 21 Apr 2013 02:03:10 -0400<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F40495088&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dreamalongwithmickey.tumblr.com/post/22358981223/allahsnipples-beyoncebeytwice">dreamalongwithmickey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allahsnipples.tumblr.com/post/22353986615/beyoncebeytwice-thisisglozell">allahsnipples</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beyoncebeytwice.tumblr.com/post/22353506419/thisisglozell-ronswansoning-i-was-looking-up">beyoncebeytwice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisglozell.tumblr.com/post/22282634111/ronswansoning-i-was-looking-up-disney-remixes">thisisglozell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ronswansoning.tumblr.com/post/22281317336">ronswansoning</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i was looking up Disney remixes and found this</p> </blockquote> <p>SFKSFLSFSFGSGRRSF</p> </blockquote> <p>PLEASE HELP</p> </blockquote> <p>HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAA</p> </blockquote> <p>WHY DOES IT WORK SO PERFECTLY!</p> </blockquote>http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/22373537797http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/22373537797Fri, 04 May 2012 03:21:07 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_22281863847" src="http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/22281863847/audio_player_iframe/professor-0ak/tumblr_m3brvfTy3o1qzjfuk?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fprofessor-0ak%2F22281863847%2Ftumblr_m3brvfTy3o1qzjfuk" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://y0gurt.tumblr.com/post/22173725868/did-anyone-else-know-this-song-existed-or">y0gurt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Did anyone else know this song existed or.</p> </blockquote>http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/22281863847http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/22281863847Wed, 02 May 2012 18:56:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tiynb0421r6jtm5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://booomitsnate.tumblr.com/post/20306651552/hey-guys-uh-im-really-worried-about-my-friend">booomitsnate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hey guys, uh. I’m really worried about my friend Nancy. She isn’t answering her calls or anything. She said she was going out to the park, to get shit off her mind. Fuck. im worried af.</p> <p><a href="http://ohmyitsnaanncy.tumblr.com/"><a href="http://ohmyitsnaanncy.tumblr.com/">http://ohmyitsnaanncy.tumblr.com/</a></a></p> </blockquote>http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/20316547724http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/20316547724Sun, 01 Apr 2012 19:28:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8uovtAFPo1qacz0ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/17405193078http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/17405193078Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:15:53 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3ad4wIj61qgnja1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/17391517260http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/17391517260Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:00:32 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqxswaw0X1ro30lbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/16902936728http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/16902936728Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:31:44 -0500youngforever youngroses are red<br /> violets are red<br /> tulips are red<br /> shit my gardens on firehttp://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/16726923097http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/16726923097Sun, 29 Jan 2012 18:48:55 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyj9vxiy8Z1ro30lbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/16664246358http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/16664246358Sat, 28 Jan 2012 19:11:57 -0500bitch<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydhsnBk2g1ro30lbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i need friends.</p> <p>will you be my friend?</p>http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/16480229733http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/16480229733Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:17:11 -0500friendlonelyforeveralone<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydet79KAf1ro30lbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/16476889230http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/16476889230Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:12:43 -0500stay strong<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsnr45Og2n1qg0k2uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/16475839964http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/16475839964Wed, 25 Jan 2012 14:49:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lybzs7hPXm1ro30lbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/16440033984http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/16440033984Tue, 24 Jan 2012 20:50:31 -0500forever aloneforeveraloneMe in 2012: I'm single! :)<br /> Me in 2013: I'm still single!<br /> Me in 2014: Still single...<br /> Me in 20 years: Look at all these catshttp://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/16388186720http://professor-0ak.tumblr.com/post/16388186720Mon, 23 Jan 2012 22:08:49 -0500